I'm Paige's Cougar!

I had drinks with Paige, last night. She told me I was her Cougar. How cool! It was so good to see my friend. She looks so good. Perhaps it is because she is in love. She has a beau that lives in another city so it is difficult to see him all the time. She has travelled to see him quite a bit lately and falls more in love every time she sees him. He feels the same way about her. I couldn't be more tickled for her. She deserves the best.

We met at the bar where I met Cutie-Pie, last week. We figured we would hang out around men with money! Hey, you never stop being a good golddigger, right?

She and I talked for about an hour before the boys started coming up to us. Suddenly there were two "camps" of guys vying for our attention. In fact, I had one rubbing my hand while I'm talking to the other. I also had my hand on Paige's soft legs when they all figured out that we might be more than friend-friends. She and I love to tell the boys that...after they start questioning why we touch each other like we do.

I find two of these guys, one from each camp, that I like and I proceed to flirt and exchange numbers with both. (Such a slut!) The party broke up and everyone started to head home and I asked one of them to walk me out. We walk outside and the other one is sitting in his car. I walk over to him to kiss him goodnight and then turn around and kiss the other one goodnight. Both are yummy...both are good kissers...and both think I'm "amazing". A good night, I'd say.

Paige had to drive me home because the third glass of wine was a little too much for me to drive home....and she actually got to meet Hubby for the first time. Wow. That was huge!

HNT - I Have To Be Above It

This has been a tough Summer for me.


I've been looking for a job, with no success...

I've had troubles with my friendships...

I've had troubles with my marriage...


I've had troubles with me...
But I have to be above it all and be the better person. I have to lift my head up and promise myself that there will be no giving up and no compromising.

I have to be above it all.

Happy HNT, y'all.

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Getting "Miss"-ed

A few days ago, our friend Sexie Sadie, posted about being called Ma'am by a handsome, younger lad. I have also been Ma'amed but I kinda liked it. In fact, the last time it happened, it was said by a very sexy man sitting next to me in a bar in Ft. Lauderdale. He was so sweet and polite, that I scooted my happy ass over a seat just to sit with him. Long story short, I ended up naked with him, the following afternoon. And he Ma'amed me through the whole fucking. It was stellar! Yum.

This week I was in the grocery store and a hot, 30-something, manager (a guy) asked me, "did you find every thing you were looking for, Miss?" Miss? MISS? Huh.

I find this WAY more offensive than ma'am. It was condescending and sort of snotty. I'm sure that is his way of being polite, but I find it rude.

Thoughts?

I Had A Really Great Weekend To Tell You About, But...

I'm too fucking angry right now to tell you about it.


I went to my "friends'" first dinner service at their new restaurant. They finally got their liquor licence and opened for dinner. I'm happy for them. Truly. I am.


My neighbor suggested that we all go on the first night to support them. I agreed and we all piled in the car (the entire family) and we went.


We walk in the door and there are their new servers waiting to greet us. I recognize one of them from my old days at the previous restaurant...It's Misty. The stripper/escort (the kind who gets paid - the illegal kind), Misty. Oh, wait. She's NOT a whore...but I AM!!!?????


Oh, fuck, I'm pissed.


I never sent the letter, that I wrote a month ago. I wanted to but let the anger subside and realized for the sake of the neighborhood and the kids' friendship that I wouldn't send it and be the bigger person - suck it up and fake like it didn't bother me.


But seeing that fucking prostitute Misty sent me over the edge. Unless she has found God and started teaching vacation bible school during the summer, that bitch is nothing but a paid whore. And for some reason, they won't hire me, but they will hire her.


I told my Hubby that I would never go there again. Period. They have my best wishes but they can stick their fucking restaurant up their ass. Mwah!

HNT - Naked On The Boat

I normally wear a two-piece swimsuit when I'm out in public - at the pool, the lake, the beach. On this particular day, last week, I had forgotten to bring the bottoms of the swimsuit with me. It turns out that I really didn't need them in the first place. I was naked with Rick all afternoon in a secluded cove - talking, kissing, and fucking.

He took this picture of me lounging on the back of the boat. Another friend of mine tells me that the look on my face is awesome - that it is unbelievably sexy. I wish I could show you my face...but for now, you have to enjoy the naked body, only.

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A Little Fun On A Tuesday Evening

I had a date with a cutie-pie that I had seen one time before. We decided to get a couple of drinks and supper before retiring to a nice hotel near where I live. He was running a little behind so I made myself comfortable at the bar in this swanky steak house - you know the one - the one with lots of dark wood, over-stuffed, leather upholstered booths, white tablecloths, and servers with these white jackets.


I knew there would be lots of older men with money in there. But I ended up at the end of the bar next to a group of women. I tried to mind my own business but I couldn't help but listen to their conversations. The main theme seemed to be "what do you have? I have this and that". They were comparing diamonds and what the next piece of jewelry they were going to get and what jewelry store had the best quality. They continued on to what they were going to buy for their big, fat, ostentatious houses, "In the nursery we have decided to do custom window shade and all matching bed linens. I found this wonderful woman to make them. She's expensive, but she's the best."


Uggghhh....the entire conversation was centered around material stuff and how they were going to get MORE stuff. Geez people. There is more to life than stuff...


On to the fun part. My cutie-pie showed up and hopped into the seat next to me. His gorgeous, turquoise eyes smiling at me. I'm turned on immediately. I turn to face him and he slides his hands up my skirt, between my legs and to my panties. It was dark in there so, hopefully, no one could see him. Actually, I hope someone DID see him because it was hot. He never lost eye contact with me the entire time. It was so sexy.


We ordered a drink and had a little supper. And it was off to the hotel.


The elevator door closed and I immediately dropped to my knees and sucked his cock all the way to the sixth floor. DAAAAMMMMNNNN....


We walked into the room and I immediately made a bee-line to the potty. I had to tee-tee badly! I sat down, started to pee and he walks into the bathroom and sticks his cock in my face and tells me to suck while I pee. I did it. I couldn't really concentrate on the peeing but it was sort of cool - in a weird way.

We jumped on the bed and he proceeded to spread my legs and get down to the business of licking my pussy. In the past few dates that I have had, I haven't had my pussy eaten. I know, I know. I should have asked for it, but I was caught up in the moments.... But anyway, this boy ate my pussy like a champ. Gently, but firmly. It was delicious. And he made me cum twice while he was tending to me.

He stepped back off of the bed, wiping my cum from his face, slipped off his pants and boxers to give me his gorgeous cock...and I promptly put it in my mouth. I could suck cock all day. It doesn't have to be a fast and furious sucking - just to have it in my mouth, makes me happy.

He gently pushed me back onto the bed and kissed me firmly before he slipped his cock between my tits and proceeded to tit-fuck me until his groans of pleasure grew and he blew his load on my face and neck. Damn, I love sex.

And my buddy is coming to town tomorrow...I can GUARANTEE that there will be more fun to speak of next week...and lots of fucking!

Cheers!

Why Do I Feel This Way?

I didn't sleep at all last night. I was wide awake worrying about money, my recent weight gain, and boys.

Let's address these one by one...

Money - I don't have any and I can't find a job to get any. I just feel helpless and WAY too dependent upon a man. It pisses me off.

Weight Gain - It pisses me off and I am trying to figure out what is making my weight go up and my clothes tight, when I go to the gym 4 times a week (and bust ass while I'm there). Fuck, fuck, fuck. It pisses me off.

Boys - One of my friends is coming to town this weekend, just to see me. I want to make all of my time available to be with him, but as many of you know, the parental part of me takes precedence. Therefore, I am introducing him to my children and have invited him to join us, at the zoo, on Friday so we can spend time together during the day. My husband knows he is coming to town and will be meeting him as well. I'm stressed out about it and it pisses me off.

To summarize, I'm broke, fat and have too many boyz in my 'hood. (The last one shouldn't be that stressful, but it is.)

Yikes!